So a few years ago, Clara had an earplug-eating thing. Before Mr. 42 got his sleep apnea diagnosis in 2016,he snored to wake the dead, so I got used to sleeping in earplugs, and I still sleep better wearing them.
For no reason I could discern, Clara started stealing them off my nightstand and eating them, and I wouldn't discover the theft until the next morning, when I would be faced with irrefutable evidence on walkies. I had to start putting my used earplugs in the drawer so she couldn't get them. Mr. 42 suggested that she liked them because they'd been in my ears, which was gross but also kind of complimentary, y'know? And then just as suddenly as it started, it stopped. I reckoned she'd lost her taste for my earwax.
Fast forward to yesterday morning. I usually keep a weather eye on the dogs' deposits on walkies, since they are decent indicators of their overall state. Both dogs' digestion has been a little weird of late because walkies times and durations have been erratic due to wave after wave of atmospheric river rains, and the girls are not fans of wet weather. I was mostly concerned about Hildy, since she was off her feed s bit yesterday and ate grass until she puked not once but twice.
So I was downright shocked when on morning walkies, Clara squatted and instead of a normal poo, she produced what looked like pellets. "WTF?" I thought and examined her deposit when I bagged it.
Her poop was almost entirely earplugs. At least ten of them! I confess, I wasn't too thorough in counting, so there may have been more. But then I recalled that I've been somewhat lackadaisical about picking up earplugs that I accidentally knocked off the nightstand in clumsy sleepiness, since it had been so long since she'd eaten any. But also that I'd had to replace them twice recently. And now I know why!
The earplug thief herself has thankfully suffered no ill effects, and her midday deposit was earplug-free. However, I did discover that another pair of earplugs disappeared from my night stand, so we may have another pellet incident, albeit a less dramatic one with one pair of earplugs instead of, y'know FIVE.
My dog is an earplug-eating weirdo and she is ridiculous and I love her.
I was also reminded that I have been remiss about sharing my poo-themed walkies songs here, since I usually just put them on the Book of Faces. So please enjoy (?) this scatalogical song that I wrote in September of 2021 to the tune of "Pure Imagination" from the 1971 film
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory:
Come away, greet the day
With a walk of doggy defecation!
You can hunt cats and play,
But please also defecation.
Sniff the grounds, lovely hounds,
Such olfactory anticipation!
When you poo I’ll give you adulation!
Your digestive health’s paramount,
Which is why we walk each morning,
Grassy lawns with poo adorning,
Thankfully you squat
To give me warning!
Neighbors stare, some will glare
At the sight of doggy defecation.
Please don’t nag, I’ve a bag,
And the girls are both a-wag.
In non-poo-related news, a German wizard rock band I particularly like, POTTÖRHEAD, released a
rather brilliant little album of 23 songs of 23 seconds apiece for 2023 and I attended a virtual release party yesterday that was delightful. They seem like the sweetest guys, and their stuff rocks ridiculously hard. I'm antsy for my band to get our album out, but it's not up to me at this point, so it's nice to be able to direct my enthusiasm somewhere fun.
Also and alas, RV has contracted COVID (mild symptoms, thankfully and already on the upswing), so last night's Heavenly Choir was a bit bonkers, though we did manage to run everything for the morning service and Evensong. We've got a pinch-hitter ready to step in for Evensong, and my fellow sop section leader AW stepped up for arm-waving on the offertory anthem, and that was fun because I've never seen her conductor face before (it is formidable and excellent), despite knowing she's been a high school choir teacher for decades. RV hopes he will be well enough to lead us on Sunday, but it's good to know we'll be in good hands regardless.
Fri: work on campus, freee night, tidying/cleaning
Sat: virtual friend meetup, tidying/cleaning, work on music for Heavenly Choir, Master Chorlae, and ProChoir, Master Chorale social media?
Sun: morning service, Evensong, tidying/cleaning, social media?
Mon: work on campus, Master Chorale rehearsal
Tue: work from home, finish tidying/cleaning, host Bach Collegium homestay (assuming RV is well again?)
Wed: work on campus, either Wizarding Wednesday or see a show at the Casbah with Mr. 42 possibly
Thu: work from home, Zoom with Master Chorale Exec Director, Heavenly Choir rehearsal
I've got loads to do at work today, so I'd better hop to it. I've got a busy week coming up (and Pro Choir starts up again the week after that!), so I should try to do what I can. Y'know, around Drag Race, because somethings are important.
Love to All!
Lib
Mun42